Adventures with Scully: March 26th, 2012
Location: Wells, Somerset, England
We also decided we really liked Scully balancing on things.
Do you mean to tell me that Mulder and Scully miss me and I should watch the X-files more often?
Can you imagine? “BRB I gotta watch the X-files, Mulder and Scully miss me way too much and I wouldn’t want to hurt their feelings” BEST EXCUSE EVARRR
why ‘War of the Coprophages’ is one of the best episodes ever
- Scully at home
- “Scully, what are you wearing?”
- “I’m not going to ask you if you just said what I think you just said, because I know it’s what you just said.”
- “Who was that?” “My drug dealer”
- Scully in glasses
- “Her name is Bambi?”
- Scully washing Queequeg
- Scully answering the phone with things like “who died now?” knowing Mulder is on the other end.
- Scully eating stuff.
- Mulder putting the phone down and Scully being like “Mul..no..sigh.”
- Scully waiting for the phone to ring.
- Scully waking up as soon as the phone goes
- “I had a praying mantis epiphany”
- “Are you sure it wasn’t a girlie scream?”
- Scully whacking out her FBI badge and taking command of the store…for while
- “Mulder, I think you’ve been in this town too long.”
- “Let me guess…Bambi.”
- Mulder and Scully covered in manure
- “Yeah, that would explain everything.”
- “Isn’t that what Doctor Zaius said to Zira at the end of ‘The Planet of the Apes?’”
- “Smart is sexy”
“By the time there’s another invasion of artificially-intelligent, dung-eating robotic probes from outer space, maybe their uber-children will have devised a way to save our planet. ”
- ” You know, I never thought I’d say this to you, Scully… but you smell bad. ”
EVERY WORD OF THIS IS TRUTH
