Oh my god, there’s wood under me, thank you. — Our gay friend, craig
Her spine glows when she cums.
This…this was a beautiful post.
Omg it’s so cute!
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1/4 shot Whipped Vodka
1/4 shot Citron
1/4 shot grenadine
1/4 Vanilla Coke
Directions: Add citron and whipped vodka to bottom half of shot. Add a dash of grenadine, Then layer the Vanilla Coke to the top of the drink. Drink. Try not to flip out and kill everything in the room.
Drink created by Aggressive Comix, as part of their Secret of the Booze video series. Photography by Holly Jo Photo.
Archer Season 5 Poster Art Is Here and It’s Glorious
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im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
we should revive dinosaurs but genetically modify them so that they are only like 1 foot tall and then keep them as pets
#imagine a tiny velociraptor
this is the plot of spy kids 2
velociraptors were tiny
There’s always that one asshole
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death