May 2013
thesockmonkeyrenegade:
gracethelostgirl:
lovewithyous:
carolineflack:
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU
HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY
dudewherearemydragons:
I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN OF HOUSE TARGARYEN OF THE BLOOD OF OLD VALYRIA
I COMMAND YOU TO DROP THE BASS
smarknark:
reachmearosehoney:
What you say: I’m economically conservative and socially liberal What I hear: Poor people can starve for all I care so long as I have weed.
I know that tumblr is the greatest source for commentary on complex political issues because a bunch of immature, insecure, and emotionally unstable teenagers and stagnant twenty-something-year-olds know the ins-and-outs of...
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thestarksbastard:
so i heard you want a gay character whose story line has nothing to do with them being gay?
meladoodle:
we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
burningbrigids:
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:
mspgay:
snorlaxatives:
snorlaxatives:
aaaaalrighty-then:
snorlaxatives:
why is being alive so expensive
You spelled “suck” wrong.
???????????????????????????????
i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say
why is being alive so suck
why is being alive suck
why is suck
suck is being alive so expensive
why suck so...