(x) Jaime circa 1996 in a Stretch & Vern music video, “I’m Alive.”
Her abs in that last gif…
They picked their way through what seemed like miles and miles of corridor sloppily coated in corrugated iron, bad music echoing and of course Pete was dancing, and even Myka had to admit that whilst the song was terrible, the atmosphere was infectious.
“How does one pair of sneakers affect people this much?” she wondered, loudly, to Pete, dragging him away from a tight embrace with a woman in a tight red dress. He shook his head, whether to clear it or to indicate he didn’t know how Lene Nystrom’s shoes could cause anyone within a four hundred meter radius to find listening to late 90’s pop music an enjoyable, erotic experience, Myka didn’t know.
Pushing their way through a group of skinny men in wife beaters and baggy jeans dancing to a badly remixed Ace of Base song, they came upon a large room with low hanging camouflage netting dripping from the ceiling. There was a metal cage in the center, and over the noise Pete yelled “I think we found the VIP area.”
Still with bodies pushing and pressing against her, the smell of dirt and sex in the air and Stretch and Vern’s I’m Alive thrumming nastily against her ears, Myka scanned the area. There was a man in a white suit and greasy, gelled-up hair, wearing sunglasses in a darkened room and placing bets on something. Myka saw a lot of money exchange hands.
She had to move forwards a bit to check his shoes but he wasn’t wearing the scruffy red sneakers they were looking for. She turned to Pete, ready to tell him she was going to go take a closer look, but he wasn’t listening.
Annoyed she followed his wide eyed gaze and very quickly came to the conclusion they’d both have to help each other pick their jaws off the floor when the time came, because never in this lifetime had she expected to see HG Wells in that kind of revealing nineties get-up, dancing to that kind of music. Dancing really well to that kind of music.
The older woman met her gaze and held it across an empty sea of flashing darkness, clamping her long fingers around the bars and thrusting her hips forwards, mouthing the words with her pupils dilated and her soft hair falling hypnotically across her face, and Myka had never been in any kind of situation where Stretch and Vern aroused her until now.
Helena smirked as Myka’s green eyes were drawn inexorably to her abdominal muscles, let them linger a moment before using her body to point in the direction of a well-muscled man who was for some reason running on the spot in a shallow tub of water. He was wearing red sneakers.
Myka stumbled across to the cage, shaking hands rolling up a bag and shoving it through the bars of the cage. Helena took it but kept on dancing, and Myka didn’t really want her to stop. The guy in the water looked as if he could last until the end of the song anyway.
Myka reached her fingers through the bars and hooked them under the waistband of Helena’s pants. There wasn’t much else to hold on to. Dragging her girlfriend’s hips to the cold metal of the cage she rasped “I thought I told you to stay in the car?”
Helena just laughed and pressed herself closer to the cage. “I saw him and a friend enter the building, she was carrying the shoes. I followed them in here, and got mistaken for someone else. Someone rather important, I think, but I don’t know who. I thought I might as well use the situation to my advantage.”
The guy was still running and the music was still going and even though Myka still had as much a hold of Helena as she could the woman was still moving against her and the cage. It was driving her insane and Helena knew it.
“Now that you’re in there, how are we going to snag the shoes?” Myka asked.
“I’ll think of something, darling.”
Pete drove them back to the Warehouse. He made them both sit in the back wrapped in towels they’d stolen from the club. The sneakers were tucked between them.
“So, let me get this straight,” Pete was saying to Helena. “In order to get the shoes you had to knock that runner over, yes?”
“That is correct.”
“And in order to do that, you and Myka had to dance very, very close together up against a wall of a cage.”
“And the purpose was to distract him enough to get him to fall over so you could grab the shoes and bag them?”
“But it didn’t work.”
“No. Someone tripped during the Macarena and knocked us both into the water, and that’s when I decided Kenpo was the next best option.” She refrained from mentioning it had been the distraction of Myka’s swaying hips that had ended with them falling into the water.
Pete nodded, and they drove in silence for a few minutes. The bag crackled as Myka leaned her head against Helena’s shoulder, bone tired and craving a more comfortable closeness.
“What I don’t get is why you couldn’t have just kicked him in the knee in the first place, save you two getting all wet and having to sit in the back.”
Myka heard Helena growl and she assumed Pete did too because he didn’t say anything else until they reached the Warehouse. Helena shifted so her arm was wrapped around Myka’s shoulders, and in the end they just shoved the sneakers to the floor and snuggled together in their towels until they got home.
Her spine glows when she cums.
This…this was a beautiful post.
1/4 shot Whipped Vodka
1/4 shot Citron
1/4 shot grenadine
1/4 Vanilla Coke
Directions: Add citron and whipped vodka to bottom half of shot. Add a dash of grenadine, Then layer the Vanilla Coke to the top of the drink. Drink. Try not to flip out and kill everything in the room.
Drink created by Aggressive Comix, as part of their Secret of the Booze video series. Photography by Holly Jo Photo.
What This Man Found In A Bag Of Mulch Will Blow Your Mind. What He Did With It Will Melt Your Heart.
A Florida man opened a new bag of mulch and, to his surprise, he found a baby squirrel inside. We found the man on Reddit, where he is known by the handle “Nadtacular,” but now the Internet is starting to know him because of his compassion. The baby squirrel appeared to be only days old when he found it. It was so young, he initially mistook it for a mouse or rat. But he decided to take care of it, and lucky for us, document his its development.
As you can see from the photographs, a bond developed between the man and the squirrel, which he named “Zip.” There is no definitive answer to how baby Zip found its way into the bag of mulch, but it’s safe to say Zip appears to be enjoying his new home. It’s also safe to say that this man’s selfless act has restored our hope in humanity. Way to go!
Via Slightly Viral
im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing
That’d be illegal.
there is no laws in animal crossing
He progressively getting more and more done with things
THIS IS BRILLIANT ON SO MANY LEVELS
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
Excuse me, I think you’re forgetting a few people
And last but not least…
OH. MY. GOD.
we should revive dinosaurs but genetically modify them so that they are only like 1 foot tall and then keep them as pets
this is the plot of spy kids 2
velociraptors were tiny
There’s always that one asshole
my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death